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Local's Light Captains Hat
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Local's Light Captains Hat
$24.95
Life is Short's Navy Zip Up
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Life is Short's Navy Zip Up
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Short's Brewing Company Official Logo Tee Bellaire & Elk Rapids
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Plaid and Corduroy 5 Panel Hat
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Plaid and Corduroy 5 Panel Hat
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Reversible Bucket Hat
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Reversible Bucket Hat
$19.95
Retro Pint Tee
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Retro Pint Tee
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MVP Disc Golf Disc
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MVP Disc Golf Disc
$18.95
Huma Phonic Tee
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Huma Phonic Tee
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Short's Gift Card

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$10.00   
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Founded in 2004 by Joe Short, we are People Who Care on a mission to leave the planet better than we found it. We're still a mom-and-pop operation, and we're forever loving what we do and where we live in Northern Michigan. Thanks for supporting our Products of Passion! Life is Short's, drink it while you're here.

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