What’s crinkly, squeaky, and wiggly all over? Your fur baby (or human baby—they love crinkle-squeakers too) after you gift them one of our squeaker-stuffed cans of Thirst Mutilator. Almost as good as the real deal, and way more fun to fetch.
About Short's Brewing
Founded in 2004 by Joe Short, we are People Who Care on a mission to leave the planet better than we found it. We're still a mom-and-pop operation, and we're forever loving what we do and where we live in Northern Michigan. Thanks for supporting our Products of Passion! Life is Short's, drink it while you're here.